Trust Seeker Pillows

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'My name is Joel...I'll be your waiter' Diner: 'Could I see some ID, Joel?'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric