Truffle Treasure Hunter Pillows

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury