True Machos Mugs

Start his day with a mug that declares his true macho spirit! Our bold and witty mugs are perfect for the guy who takes his coffee seriously and his masculinity even more so.

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'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.' mockup

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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Important Muscles.

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Soldiers' Ego

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Alpha males through the ages!

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond." mockup

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

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"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave." mockup

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

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"This is all my own hair."

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"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!" mockup

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

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"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game." mockup

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

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"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?" mockup

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

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"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?" mockup

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

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"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!" mockup

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

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Man with many tattoos.

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'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.' mockup

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

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"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that." mockup

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

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"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!" mockup

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

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'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?' mockup

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

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'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.' mockup

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

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"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

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