Truck And Lorry Admirer Mugs

Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry - I'm an articulate vehicle

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Farmer Christmas.

Fish Aeroplane

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Internal Combustion.

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'One thing about old Doc Shemm...he sure supports the animal industries!...

Cash for clunkers

Reaction.

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

'I don't stop for global warming.'