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"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Undersized Load

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'It isn't that our old computers aren't compatible with our new computers - It's that you're not compatible with our new computers.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'