Truant Detective Mugs

"There's a note... 'Please excuse Billy from school today...'"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'This duck call works too well.'

Clandestine cows.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'Where's the duck?'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

"I'm looking for justice."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Pop' goes on strike, so the company hires a scab!'

'Ms. Jones, bring me everything we have on reading between the lines of an IPO filing.'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

50 Shades of Hay

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."