Trough Enthusiast Prints

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

The Vineyard

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Quilting Bee.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

When moles dream...

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

Sewing Buddies

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

Fat Nav

Donner

'This is an older model, but it does have extra truck space in the rear.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.