Plough Enthusiast Prints

driving in heavy snow

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Crazy paving company.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Learning.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

Keep off the Square.

UFO

Shoveling Snow

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."