Trouble In Paradise Mugs

'Sue, will you see a marriage counselor with me?'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'See you in two weeks!'

I love my Uke.

"At last - no Trump."

Life on cloud 8

Death takes a holiday.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

Danger! Snake heaven.

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Love Island

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'Hey, at least I'm not a cliche.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

"Draw one more of your stupid desert-island cartoons and I'm gonna hit you!"

Something to read

Desert Island Trap

Down with the 'Desert-Island' Cartoons!

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

'I never thought paradise would be a steak and a pint of beer!'

A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...

Grim Reaper stranded on a desert island.

God's Phone Number

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'You're looking scrumptious today.'

"Your room has been comped."