Tropical Vacation Mugs

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

PIna Colada

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"We've got a problem."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Single men in Tahiti

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "