Tropical Holidays Pillows

A cocktail in a tuba

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Piranhaclaus

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Elfie Stick

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."