Tropes Gifts

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"What can you expect with a gag as old as this?"

"That's not a picture of us in the paper - it's just a cartoon."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

A Real Working Vacation.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Man chops down palm tree to make coconut shy.

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'And if that's not here in 30 minutes or less, it's free, right?'

'Psst... Wanna' buy any coconuts?'

Corona isolation

Covid fatigue