Trope Twister Prints

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Curtsey

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Hanukkah tree

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Burke and Hare and Hare

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Musician

"It's a sort of 'popular-attractive-kid-from-well-to-do-stable-family-succeeds-against-all-odds' story."

Graduation day at Cowboy School

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"