Trombonist Pillows

Twisted trumpet.

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Team Trombone

'You must be the trombonist.'

'Ingrown trombone.'

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

Melba Liston

'As a trombonist, no one can touch him.'

Louis Armstrong

Jazz is Invented

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Quartet.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

Volcaniax

Louis Armstrong.

The band.

Spider's Web Trampoline

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Orchestra

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'Have a cup of tea while you wait.'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Arturo Sandoval

Musical Accidents

Trumpet and birds

Woody Shaw

(Hey! Great chops!)

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

DIY store.