Trombone Enthusiast Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Trombone player.

"Perhaps you should do your trombone practice out of ear-shot of your neighbours!"

"Why is it the only time you practice the trombone.."

Italica

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Plum jam...

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Louis Armstrong.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"We need to put in more bones."

Musical Fight

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

She's a natural.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"I can practice a different song."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'