Trolleyologist T-Shirts

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Shopping Trolley

Trolley Cage

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'There's room for one up top.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Slowsave.

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

This one rolls a smidgen better....

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Trolley Rage.

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

Old lady trapped between shopping trolleys.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Flight Departures

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

"I couldn't get them apart. Will five trolleys be alright?"

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.

'Return shopping carts here and there.'

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"