Trolley Trekker Prints

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Yeoman of the Guard

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

Champagne area.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Stuck in the stile.

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"