Town Trekker Prints

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Camping.

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Hey. . . in use!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Champagne area.

Yeoman of the Guard

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Stuck in the stile.