Trolley Tactician Prints

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"I couldn't get them apart. Will five trolleys be alright?"

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What a control freak!'

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

The bus home.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

GREENLAND

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"The smart car's gone without me!"

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."