Trolley Tactician Prints

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"I couldn't get them apart. Will five trolleys be alright?"

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Carlo Ancelotti

'What a control freak!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Safest Airline in The World

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

The bus home.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

GREENLAND

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

Nun hammering with a crucifix