Transportation Tactician Prints

"The smart car's gone without me!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'What a control freak!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Safest Airline in The World

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Tunnel Mural

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Taxi

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

The bus home.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Stone Age

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'