Transportation Tactician Prints

"The smart car's gone without me!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'What a control freak!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Safest Airline in The World

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Taxi

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Tunnel Mural

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

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Arsene Wenger

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

The bus home.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'