Trivia Host Prints

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Historical memory is on life support.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Trivia/Great Literature.

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Baldness Facts

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

'Which Louis am I again?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic