Trident Admirer Mugs

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Farmer Christmas.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The Clown Hit

Moon Souvenirs

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Tiger

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'