Trickster's Delight Pillows

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'He went that way, quick!'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

Fish Training

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Party games.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.