Trickster's Delight Pillows

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Turtle Hat

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

Evil Villain.

Houdini's Dog

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Fish Training

'He went that way, quick!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Party games.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.