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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"It's only the wind."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

He Did It!

Non-working dog, please help

How to scare cats.

San's old dog with old tricks.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Snow cones.

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'