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'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Dog got your clog?'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Happy New Year

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

Best in Heat.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."