Trickster In Sports Prints

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'