Football Trickster Prints

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Callum Hudson-Odoi

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'