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Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'