Trichologist Pillows

Alopecia Clinic...

'This prescription is very effective in treating male pattern baldness.'

'It's male pattern sock distribution baldness. Would Sir be considering surgery or just a pair of leg wigs?'

Balderdash

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"The hyenas started it."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Farm Humor.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Worm Charmer

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."