Tail Detective Pillows

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'The butler did it.'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"What happened to what cat?"

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'