Tribute Lovers Gifts

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Michael Jackson

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"Elfis"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Diego Armando Maradona, 1960-2020

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'