Tribute Lover Gifts

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Elfis"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Diego Armando Maradona, 1960-2020

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'