Tribunal Officer Pillows

'I was hoping my unfair dismissal claim would offer a bonanza, but they put a cap in it.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Trial by Media

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

America, are we learning anything?

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Dog Crossing

When Engineers Crack.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Bailiff."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Minority Report

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

No jay walking.

"I spy with my little eye…"

Street signs you don't want to see.

A Little Extra

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Slow Night

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Black and White: Segregation,

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'