Triathlon Participation Prints

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Champions biting their medals

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Wheelchair Basketball

Marathon costume

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Paris Olympics Triathlon

Runners have a pay toll.

Dance marathon.

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."

World media weighs in on gaffe-plagued Winter Olympic Games.