Triangular Thinker Gifts

The geometry of everyday life

The fate of the emigrant

Triangle

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"This stool shall pass."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I beg to differ."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Cutting down the Brain

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Cat playing with a Brain

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'It's called lateral thinking.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'It's just a case of mind over mater, Mr. Thrimble.'

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'Think Tank'

Mental Health Clinic - In/Out.