Triangle Troublemakers Mugs

Mathematics.

Triangle

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Gangster Babies

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'