Troublemakers Mugs

"I miss school...as often as I can."

"No, there aint no school today. We just burnt it down!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Whatever

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

J G Farrell

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

Some people don't know whent to quit.