Trendy Tourist Prints

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Hoxton map.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Portalouvre

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'