Trendy Tourist Mugs

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Hoxton map.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"What's trending?"

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."