Trendy Childcare Advocates Prints

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Children's Nursery

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Beware of teething baby.

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

Modern Baby Mobiles

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

Dr.Benjamin Spock

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Different Perspectives on Childcare

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

"How were the kids?"

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

'Sorry...sympathy burp!'

'I used to just walk dogs but it turns out there's a shortage of nannies in this area.'

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."