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"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Children's Nursery

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Beware of teething baby.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Different Perspectives on Childcare

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

'I used to just walk dogs but it turns out there's a shortage of nannies in this area.'

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

Kid screaming 'I want a supernanny!'