Trendsetting Worshipper Prints

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

TV and man

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Church Parking

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

Sermon about 20 minutes

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

'Pastor, 'confirmed' means we only have to attend church on Christmas and Easter, right?'