Trendsetter In Tranquility Gifts

Trending wise.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

At One With Nature

"Cool bling bro!"

Future Old People

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'Love the kitten heels!'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Cybergoths.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."