Trendsetter In The Kitchen Mugs

Gentrification of the fridge

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Haute Chinese

Cook in the cookery section.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Swiss Army Stove.

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Avacados

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Cuffwear, 2004

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

'Hot Lunch.'

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

Radiator Cookery

"Dinner comes complete with coffee and your choice of dessert or an oil painting."