Trekking Lover Prints

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"They're comfortable."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Fork in the trail.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Your bone."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Free why-fi.”

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"