Tree Stand Observer Pillows

'GIT!!!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Rapunzcow

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

A spider meal prepping

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Go Back to New York

Life's a bench.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Impractical Gardener.