Tree Stand Observer Pillows

'GIT!!!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Rapunzcow

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

A spider meal prepping

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Life's a bench.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Impractical Gardener.