Treat Treasure Hunter Pillows

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Dept. of the Treasury

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'