Treat Selection T-Shirts

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

Spaghetto

Dog's Sandwich

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Le Chocolat!

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Is he sitting?'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Ice Cream.

Cake!

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

'Who gets the special?'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'