Treasury Buff Prints

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I don't like the look of this."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"From this you make a living?"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Best System in the World

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

Max Weber

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.