Tray Trendsetter Mugs

No personal food trays.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Penguin job interview

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

At One With Nature

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Spring/Summer women's officewear collection

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

An office worker sits at his desk with desk trays labeled, 'IN,' 'OUT,' and 'LIMBO.'

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

"Comfy enough for you?"

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'Nappies are so last year.'

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

"It's the latest thing... press on nails."

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